Who knows....
May 2009
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our 40 yr old virgin-esque moment via IM
- we nearly wasted each others afternoon on the subject. hence the stereotype, i still went to the thrift store afterwards.
- pam: hey chris, what are you doing this afternoon?
- chris: ah probably hittin up the local thrift store for a change, havent been there in a while.
- pam: ha! i remember the days when you werent a hipster, now youre in the running to become the offical posterchild!
- chris: bah speak for yourself!
- chris: you were prettier in your emo phase, now youre more like a 6.
- pam: fuck u!! im more likely to get out of this phase than you mister hipster fo lyfe!! :P
- chris: o rly? you want me to fed-ex you a pair of stripper heels now or do you wanna wait for xmas?
- chris: just dont let lindsey lohan beat you to it.
- pam: lmao but youre still more of a hipster than i am :)
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: ???
- pam: youre purposely going to that thrift store to find an ironic shirt to boost your inflated ego!
- chris: uh huh...
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you pawned all of your Feist albums the day her mac commercial came out and when "1,2,3,4" song became mainstream to the public!
- pam: hahahaha
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: irony is your middle name!
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you specifically want to marry a hipster whose last name begins with the letter R so you can have the initials PBR!
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: your last.fm account only scrobbles alternative and indie rock.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: an ordinary person wouldnt leave home without their wallet, you wouldnt leave without your black framed glasses, macbook and spare change for the local coffee shop.
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: we could walk into a crowded dive bar, and you can quickly pick out the first hipster and how many pairs of chucks they have based on the number of scuff marks.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you throw way too many vegetarian dinner parties.
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: you consider yourself well cultured, but have a vice to a pop culture outlet.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you participated in the hipster olympics.
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: you stopped wearing trucker hats because they were not cool anymore.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: youre going to school for liberal arts.
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: you ride a fixie.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you go through so many shoulder strap messenger bags you even lost count.
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: you believe nyc and san francisco are the ultimate melting pots for hipsters.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: 2 words...URBAN OUTFITTERS!!
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: you consider the book "where the wild things are" a hipster domain, and youre already camping outside for the advance screening.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you take minimalism to a new level by having less furniture in your crib than moby.
- pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- pam: the urban dictionary's definition of hipster only displays a picture of you.
- chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
- chris: you smite blatant comformists, AM radio personalities and authority figures just to name a few.
- pam: my brain hurts now you idiot i cant think anymore!
- chris: youre wasting my time on teh internets so we'll call it stalemate.
- chris: i win by default which means youre the epitome of a hipster and color me old skool pretentious.
- chris: btw you better take your leggings out of the dryer before they become too tight hahahaha
- pam: bitch.
- You're both equally Hip. How about that one?
- Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! (Get it? A lot of hipsters smoke pipes.)
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Great song that I’ve only recently discovered. IT’s called “Kids” by MGMT. They’re pretty good, I like them a lot, which is saying a lot considering I hate a majority of today’s music and listen to mostly classic rock and Blues. So take some time to listen to this, it’s pretty decent. Not sure about their other songs yet, but I’ll fill you in on anything else I find.
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